Everybody needs a pair of F*ck Off Socks. In fact, you can never have too many F*ck Off Socks. I'm not sure, but I think this slogan is an old Chinese proverb that means something like "Get Well Soon". Although I could be wrong.
Sugar Skull Dumbell Earrings
So these funky little earrings are just what you need to show off to people who stand just a little tooooo close. This will remind them to BACK OFF a little, and that you are not to be messed with. Plus they look great.
LED Chrome Keychain
This is so classy that some call it the Trump Keychain although I'm not really sure why. However, this keychain with LED red light would definitely suit the current President. And it's at a great price too!
The Man Candle
For real - this candle from Essence Noosa is specifically designed for the male homo sapien. It's only 74g but apparently size doesn't matter anyway. It has a clean, masculine, blokey smell that chicks dig!
Cutter & Buck Leather Money Clip
This executive style, genuine top grain tan Leather Magnetic Money Clip secures all of your loose bills, while the pocket holds credit cards and coins. A perfect replacement for a bulky wallet... and you'll look stylish to boot.
Elite Gym or Travel Bag Black
This exclusive bag is made from nylon diamond ripstop material and features foldable functionality combining high-performance technical materials and zippers with adjustable carrying straps and various storage solutions.
Super Magnetic Bluetooth Earphones
These are the latest and greatest magnetic bluetooth earphones. Pair with your phone for perfect sound. Comes with charge cable, earpad covers, instruction manual and a big bass-ey sound. Ergonomically perfect. 2 colours.
Man Soap Box by Homme
This box of 3 Essence of Noosa Man Soaps is the perfect way to get you ready for a date. The fragrance is lime, basil and mandarin and they will have you clean in no time. These soaps also seem to last forever. 130g each.
Quartz Pocket Watch for Him
It's a pocket watch that you can wear either in your pocket or around your neck. The black colours of the Skull and Eye front flip open so you can see the time. No excuses for ever being late. Comes with bronze necklace.
Starman Soap on a Rope
Uniquely blended with Spiced Vanilla Pod and the extracts of Rosemary, Tea Tree and Eucalyptus, this MAN Soap on a Rope is specially formlated to deeply cleanse and nurture the skin. For the caring man.
Groovy His & Hers Dial Watches
These are so cool and funky. No hands or digital numbers, just some dials pointing to hours, minutes and seconds. Looks great with the black lined band and comes in colours to suit the sexes. (I'll leave that to you to work out)
Heavy Duty BBQ Apron
This fire resistant heavy duty apron includes a detachable bottle opener, padded oven mitt, accessory front pocket, and a beverage holder pocket to rest a can or bottle for the thirsty master chef. If it's for you... you'll love it.
Retro Goth Skull & Chain Watch
This is from a time when skulls and chains and thick leather bands on watches were all the rage. The Skull face cover opens up so you can clearly see the time. This quartz watch will remind you of your Goth childhood!
Golfer Beverage Bottle
This is a ripper! Comes with a real golf ball on top, 5 teas and an insulated drink bottle. The carry case simply clips onto your golf bag. Guaranteed to keep your coffee hot or your scotch cold!
Bundy Rum Cap
So you're a Bundy Rum fan and you want to show others that you're a Bundy Rum fan. No better way than to pop this baby on your head and to hit the streets yelling. This is one for the true UP Rum Connoisseur.
Stainless Steel BBQ Set
This is a beauty! A 3-piece Stainless Steel BBQ Set that comes in its own portable, press studded woven pouch. Great for picnics and bbqs away from home. 3 big utensils including a Spatula, Tongs and Fork.
USB Cuff Links
These are just so Maxwell Smart! Chrome Cuff Links with 4GB of space on which to store your very important spy information. CIA, KGB, FBI are just some of the letters that come to mind. Or it could just be damn good F U N?
Big Boys Collapsible Cooler
This 34-litre strong and durable, top-opening cooler with handles folds down to just 3 inches high. You'll be the life of the party when you walk in with this big baby full of liquid refreshments! Strong and durable.
Bundaberg Rum Gift Set
For Bundy lovers comes this gift set with 2 branded Bundy Rum tumblers and a traditional Bundy Rum Cap. These are genuine pieces which are the only type Bundy lovers like. So go on... spoil yourself!
Jim Beam Gift Set
If you're not a "Jim" fan then move along there's nothing to see here. This is for the connoisseurs only of the Kentucky Bourbon. Set includes a genuine Jim Beam Cap + 2 branded Jim Beam Tumblers. Enjoy your gift.
Wireless Bluetooth Headset with Mic
This baby has everything and its compatible with everything. It's "Noise Isolating Stereo Sound" is awesome to listen to. You can switch from listening to answer the phone then back again. And it all folds up. Gem.
Golf Bag Cooler Pack
If he's a golfer this is for him. With 3 separate compartments the Golf Cooler Bag comes with 2 James Squire Premium Beers, Ogilvie Smokey Cheese Nibbles 50g, Beerenberg Hot Tomato Salsa and some Morish Hot & Spicy Cashews 80g.
Croma Delight Shaver Set
This German-made Premium Razor Set provides the perfect shave every time. Includes 24 flexible pivoting head 5-blade razors with long life technology, lubricating strip with Aloe Vera and Vitamin E and ergonomic sports handle.